Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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