I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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