I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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