ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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