I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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