girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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