p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
