You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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