Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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