it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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