Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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