how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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