You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I need you to use more vowels.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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