in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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