What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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