The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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