Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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