I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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