craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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