Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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