I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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