Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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