escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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