Pappa wants mamma naked
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
God, you're like boner-b-gone
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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