walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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