What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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