i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
