I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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