good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
40s are totally the cure
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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