i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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