dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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