She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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