would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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