are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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