on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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