You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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