If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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