That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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