i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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