i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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