guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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