is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If that was your dad, he is hot
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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