am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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