Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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