Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Bang-toberfest begins!!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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