There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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