He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
