Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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