What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I think i got beer on your cat.
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