I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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